"The book and score would fail a college course on musical theatre."

It's Grease! meets slime. Slime wins.



Joel Siegel hits all the abysmal marks on a show I've been wanting to see for way too long: Carrie: The Musical. Now, thanks to the miracle of YouTube...everyone can! Just about everything in this 16-performance curiosity really is horribly conceived, from the direction, to the sets and costumes, to the music, to the choreography (by Debbie Allen?!) and, yes, even the casting. Still, dig that archival b-roll footage of Gene Anthony Ray as Billy!

Yes. It's true. Leroy played the bad guy.

My head, it shakes in disbelief.

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