I only ask for so much right now in life.

A new "Simpsons" episode with AN ENDING THAT FINALLY MAKES SENSE.

A return to the old-school, sleazy lounge singer. Seriously, this one is still pretty long overdue.

A male on "American Idol" whose voice can belt and croon, looks his young age, can pass for straight, and isn't totally the product of market research.

Oven fries.